Wednesday, May 15, 2013


Planet X to Serve Jalapeno Dip and Onion Rings at Bilderberg Orgy
By Ben Fullofit

The White and Black Dragon societies met over the weekend with the Charlie Chan Fan Club to discuss the need to pronounce L’s like L’s and not like R’s. Trirrion dorrars was arrot of money and mispronumnciation could resurt in a catastrophic misunderstanding between East and West.
Also on the agenda was Godzilla and the smog monster who were tying up traffic in Tokyo with their endless battle.
The Vatican who had just finished exchanging recipes for fresh baby with the Reptilian Queen of England were overheard discussing how tasty the baby au gratin was and how sushi baby was preferable to the Texas babyback baby.
When it came time to pick up the trillion dollar check the Pope’s head started spinning around in circles and the Queen flew off on a broom leaving the Davos forum to begrudgingly flip the bill.
Interpole met with outer pole and they went to a nearby strip club to watch sexy pole dancers who had been smuggled in from Poland. The Pole Pole dancers were hoping to intermarry with interpole and raise polite polish pole dancing interpole pollsters who took a survey on whether their tongues would stick to the North Pole and Santa said if he commented Mrs. Claus wouldn’t speak to him ever again.
China announced the new Hilton Hotel for Satanists was ready to begin taking in their evil guests but the TSA would need to gently caress their baggage.
Mr. X, who became Christian over the weekend and is now the born again King of Borneo sang born to be wild and born free and born in the usa at Karaoke night sponsored by the Bilderberg Tupperware committee. Daniele Dal Bosco sang, Born to Run.
The January 30th deadline was put off to January 29th 2050 so the red and green dragon societies could fill a hole someone had dug from Iowa to Tibet.
The Bush/Clinton Cabal surprised everyone by announcing they had the Rockefellers tied up in the basement of the Taj Majal and the jazz group Taj majal was guarding them and would poor syrup on them and tell hungry lumberjacks that they were pancakes if a trillion dollar third party post dated check wasn’t cashed by noon, central daylight savings time.
Planet X and it’s owner Mr. X were conspicuously absent from their Xmas pageant that they had rehearsed for all week. Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer was sacrificed for the Winter Solstice and the Pentagon served the ground up venison at its annual Christmas charity event where underprivileged teen-aged boys and girls were given sex with 4 star generals.
Major events will unfold as a result. Things are really heating up. Just ask any homeless man mumbling to themselves for confirmation on the secret societies that taught his dog to speak French.
Frankly I’m freaked out. They ground up Rudolph…does anyone know the implications of this if it’s foggy Christmas eve?

In the hollow of my heart in the shadow of my doubt
I softly wonder what the world is all about
in the corner of my eye I see a second coming
in the rhythm of my lifetime the beat is slowly drumming
bang bang bang goes the drum
bang bang bang goes the gun
at the depth of darkness I’m not a lonely singer
in the belfry of innocense my souls a dead ringer
in the coolness of the water my body senses numbing
breathing in the sounds an echo of the drumming
bang bang bang goes the drum
bang bang bang goes the gun
In the wake of our father I feel a certain ease
humbled by the gesture of a man upon his knees
in the strings of the universe the one’s worth strumming
are the dedicated few playing for the love of drumming
bang bang bang goes the drum
bang bang bang goes the gun
In the hour of the last I see a rain of tears
to wash away the remnants of a world so full of fear
in the symphony of forever I hear someone humming
to the tempo of the song a constant drumming…

1 comment:

  1. AnonymousMay 15, 2013 at 7:58 PM
    I thought about what T-man said in one of his interviews. He said “The world does not trust the US anymore.” He also said “China is not interested in occupying the US.” What he did not say was “But the Rothschild very much wants to resume its dominance over the US.”
    Fulford said in his recent update that “they” are trying to relocate the one million Sabbatean mafias out of the US. I somehow feel like the Sabbatean cabal in the US is the red herring because they were the useful idiots who were programmed to do what they were supposed to do to bring the US into current status. The elites never allow loose cannons doing their own thing. To “John”, anyone who can think for themselves is “loose cannon”.
    When “John” openly attacks Bush, Soros or Emmanuel, it sounds like the WWII stage setting where Hitler, Churchill and Stalin, all taking photos together. They were just reading the scripts written for them. The same goes for Mao Zedong. So who are the master script writers?
    “John” is very much stuck in the medieval period where “it is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.” He is the product of his environment and how he was programmed. He cannot absorb anything beneath the glass ceiling that he presides over. The reality as we experience them is “vitriol”, his favorite word.
    Queen Elizabeth Windsor II owns the majority of lands in the world, and the US is her colony; it is not part of the commonwealth. How legitimate is her ownership, and who is going to dispute it? I think a part of the reason why he wanted to start the dialog with the commoners was because if the prince is hated then no amount of fear will keep him in power.
    The majority in the world continues to believe in the lies, but for how long? What will the elite do when the sleep-walking majority wakes up and start asking the hard questions?
    I do not have anything to add beyond everything that has already been said by others, but the question that I do ask is what can I do about the predicament I/we am/are in constantly.
    I was planning on posting a comment at but changed my mind. I like being “nobody”.


    AnonymousMay 15, 2013 at 8:43 PM
    This may be a noteworthy news since Malaysia was one of the nations “John” mentioned in his response.
    Is it the US that is preparing to overthrow the Malaysian Government, or is it “John” et al?

    “US Prepares to Overthrow Malaysian Government
    Key to encircling and containing China, US sets proxies in motion for color revolution in Malaysian streets.
    Image: US-proxy Anwar Ibrahim leads a Bersih rally in Malaysia. While Bersih has attempted to claim it is "independent" and simply pursusing "fair and clean elections," it is clearly a vehicle for returning Anwar Ibrahim back into power. Additionally, Bersih shares the same ties to the US State Department's National Endowment for Democracy (NED) as its crypto-leader Anwar Ibrahim - representing a dangerous and seditious conflict of interest.”