Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Devil's Black Sheep






Satanic Elites Playing Old Maid Ask Jenny Craig to Moderate Food Fight Between Aging Witches and Flaming Warlocks…by Ben Fullofit....

Europe- Italy, and the Spaghetti Champion gathered to discuss the Roman Empire and how the Vatican should stop trying to make old noodles hard.
Choir boys breathed a sigh of relief and asked Lasagnaman the forgotten hero of Forgettaboudit Comics if he would intervene given a situation where Ninjas might employ fat women to sit on the faces and smother satanic old freakazoids who meet in the woods and think they are actually doing something.
Said one fat woman who chose to remain eating chocolate cake, “Fumknummutterflumpkinrobewearin…” Then she noticed the Bilderberg waiter who had been ordered to not look any of the other Bilderbergers in the upper thinning horn area had brought out cheesey scallops and she dove in.


Geno we are taking you out to lunch on your first day to say welcome to the company and goodbye... We saw you swing a hammer this morning and we had no idea you had cerebral palsy.... Your severance package besides this cheeseburger is a 12 pack... fair enough?



Leo Zagami who had just finished having his beard and makeup done by the hair and makeup chain, Devils are us…was quoted as saying, “I givvvamylifa toda ideahhhofdahmarymagadelenaandyou ahtellame dat the only waydat I cannah stayaindahroomais iffa daprojectcamelootaagalshows me her tittas????”
And she did what every red blooded project camelot watching red blooded male had prayed for and we all screamed “Hurrah”
But back to the business at hand of saving planet earth from slimey children raping and barbecuing old creepazoids…Jenny Craig appeared fit and ready to do battle in full Ninja uniform and asked if the Geisha girl who was standing beside her would kindly leave the room because beside her Jenny still looked fat.
Lasagnaman slid down a noodle from the sky and saved a small boy that the black pope Kolvenbach was about to drop into a sausage grinder to make an old 2000 year old family recipe he had been refining for 2000 years.
A recipe he called, tomato sauce, noodles and small tainted choir boy sausage…
Ben Fulford unimpressed with Italian cuisine and sick to death of eating what the Japanese called food partook in a special delivery of Sugar Frosted Flakes the White Hats had smuggled into Tokyo. In fact he ate them from a big white cowboy hat with whole milk smuggled in from Ralphs in LA.
Suddenly without warning, birds fell from the sky into a soup that conveniently was all vegetable stock and no poultry or fowl and the peasants cheered. Then frogs rained from the sky so the French were also happy.
Then Zsa Zsa Gabor opened fire killing a dog that had been born on 9/11 and the second amendment was immediately repealed.
Of couse this could all be disinformation from black ops smoking Desalvia which is legal and quite available for purchase. And yet I’m facing time for pot…Go figure and forgettaboudit…
And everyone brushed their teeth with toothpaste made from angel poop.

(The toothpaste line is a Fulford blog inside joke since the blog got into a discussion about toothpaste that lasted two weeks. Hate explaining jokes but these articles are full of them, poking fun at the lala landers at that blog... This article itself inspired by one relating to food.)








Saturday, December 24, 2011

All the SOPA will not Wash the Scum Off......


The very same lobbyists trying to pass SOPA to lock people up for sharing copyrighted material created the software to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SHARE THIS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! 



If you download REAL PLAYER you can download this video and reupload it everywhere...





Groove on this SOPA Nazis.... a little song we in the streets call... YOUR ASS IS SHOWING!!!!!











Dear Mr. Kalmes:

Thank you for contacting me about the PROTECT IP Act (PIPA), S. 968, and its House of Representatives companion, the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA). In January 2012, due to overwhelming public pressure and opposition, Congress pulled the bills from further consideration.

I stand with those who stand for freedom and opposed PIPA. Freedom of speech is an inalienable right granted to each and every American, and the Internet has become the primary tool with which we utilize this right. The Internet empowers Americans to learn, create, innovate, and express their views. While we should protect American intellectual property, consumer safety and human rights, we should do so in a manner that specifically targets criminal activity. The extreme measures taken in PIPA would not only have stifled First Amendment rights, but would also have hampered innovation on the Internet. 

S. 968 would have allowed for abuse of our Constitutional rights, giving the Attorney General sweeping powers to block domain names of websites the Justice Department deemed were "dedicated to infringing activities."  Under current law, the Digital Millennium Copyright Act already requires service providers to block access to infringing material, but S. 968 would have blocked access to entire websites that may have only carried a page containing infringing material generated by a third-party user. 

S. 968 would also have placed too great a burden on small Internet startups, as it would have provided a private right of action to copyright owners. Since the bill would have forced the takedown of an entire site, not just the specific infringing page, it would have held user-generated websites liable for any content posted. This fear of liability and resulting uncertainty would have crippled innovation on the Internet, one of our greatest economic engines.

I was also concerned about the bill's provisions to undermine the security of the entire Internet. Network engineers and cybersecurity experts warned the technical implementation of the Domain Name System blocking requirement could not function with new security protocols, also known as DNSSEC, currently being implemented across the worldwide web.

While I support the need to protect online intellectual property theft, PIPA in its original form is unacceptable. It would have had widespread unintended consequences that would have stifled freedom of speech and Internet innovation across the globe. This bill placed far too much regulation on the Internet and would have impacted more than just those foreign "rogue" websites for which it was intended. I cannot support such a measure that recklessly tampers with the Internet and our inalienable rights as citizens of a free nation..

Thank you for taking the time to contact me on this issue.  Please feel free to contact me at             (312) 886-3506       or online athttp://kirk.senate.gov if you have any questions or concerns before Congress or the federal government. It is an honor to serve you in the Senate.


Very truly yours, 
Signature
Mark Kirk
U.S. Senate
 


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Dumbass Report


This video uses a sort of sarcastic tone in 5 minutes to get its point across...brilliantly.




Earth Dumbass Report: Well...where do I begin... Remember September 11 2001 when we watched that TV show? Remember how we laughed about 3 buildings falling at freefall speed into their own foot print... that jet fuel melted steel, that a plane would disappear into a steel building instead of crumpling and falling into the street? Well... It turns out... It wasn't a comedy... It was a test by Earth's leaders to see how dumb their subjects were... and well... Please don't make me go back there.... It's like talking to drunk cat monkeys who fell on their heads...what's a cat monkey.... new designer pet... smell awful... Cher fanatics  with expensive taste in Tequila... Ben Fulford says Hi... David Wilcock was threatened by off worlders with bad Irish accents and it made him cry... I need a shower....










Thursday, December 8, 2011

Troll Call...



What a productive day of blogging... I think maybe I saved humanity from evil....and boy did I tell that troll off...haha...bet the CIA put him back on toilet bugging.... and the chicks all dig me... They love smart, funny rebels...ohhhh yeah.... Very little gets by ol' Geno.... I'm like a watch dog for the world... A cat keeping the barn rodent free.... I wonder... maybe one day... once the world is at peace thanks to me... whether they will give me a freedom medal or something... at least a gift certificate or a cheese basket.... 
*******

It is interesting how much psychic energy flows through the words we post on the internet…on one hand people are driven to state the truth as they see it…
And it becomes not just about the last post but the accumulative energy of many whether blogs or on Facebook…Sometimes screen names blurr with other screen names…
One may explain the beginning middle and approaching end of history as laid down in a timeline of events that were scripted and carried out to script…point out the family lineage and the testimony of those who survived yet another slaughter…
One can list dead whistleblower after dead whistleblower and pinpoint how significant their words were to the daily minute you are living…


One can do this hundreds of times in hundreds of ways, abbreviating, paraphrasing, summing up in fewer words, more detailed sentences….links, books…etc.
Then these words can be derailed by trained linguists and trolls who use race, religion dumb observations to knock the important information sideways and upsidedown…especially when they know the information is correct…
all sorts of psychological tactics can follow like being hurt or shocked or dismayed…


Not to mention the sort of tactics that use personal email or side avenues…
Not only does one argue with trolls on FB but friends torn between the simple minded lies of left and right, Bill O’Reilly and Anderson Cooper…half an hour of TV and instant dumb again…


This is why I am a sovereign entity by self declaration because I trust I am not lying and that my only agenda is not living in a world full of lies, death and feces…
And how do I stay sane? God gave me the toys I play with…The talents to channel negativity through like a machine that turns straw into gold…
Of course not the kind of gold that can be spent but the kind of gold that says I am not like everyone else…Shiny enough to gut punch a few brains–shock them into working again– even if for a few minutes…and know that that is what I was put here to do…LIke the man who holds his buddlies guts in on the battlefield til the chopper comes…

I didn't get one class in my major, seems the closest I come to
film director is knitting... 


I am torn between the sellout of saving my 100 friends and family and accepting the payoff for silence or going down in a blaze of big mouth…
When you see how naive 98% of the people are it is tempting to be a wolf and not a lamb and that is the wink wink secret handshake all around you…
So when I see a trend and react to it you may not know where it came from but I ask one thing of you the individual…If you are just a nice innocent person who is sincere and got bitten by me in a larger frustration or war with disinfo…Know it wasn’t personal…
And if you are a paid troll I am so happy not to be a weasle like you and that is my reward…
Some of us are hardwired to tell the truth even to our own detriment. 


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Ben Fullofit Saves Earth




Red Dragon Electric Company Sends Carbon Footprint Bill to Illuminati Then Turns Power off…

By Ben Fullofit
Egypt: Vowing to rape Anderson Cooper a mob of angry Egyptians settled on raping each other and an orgy broke out in the streets of Cairo.
Meanwhile the Asian secret societies that were so secret that they asked Ben Fulford what color they were. Ben Fulford who is color blind offended them by guessing yellow?
The Vatican who had to call Rome Italy’s best plumber Antonio Pooperellielcloggo to help the Pope out of an embarrassing situation. Seems while bathing with a choir boy he somehow got his tongue stuck in the small boys butt who somehow got his toe stuck in the faucet. Go Figure.

Table for two please? Quiet romantic dark booth please, no smoking...
Can you adjust the AC up a tad, my wife left her wrap in the car....
It's our anniversary...25 years today... Many said it would never work... Look at her...
How could it fail?


Pooperellielcloggo who had seen this sort of thing dozens of times at the Vatican did a little reaming himself when he presented a bill for one billion dollars telling the Pope to make the check out to Obama Import Export Business and Healthcare Insurance.
Mubarek who conveniently turned up dead this past week attended a D20 meeting in Zurich…D20 or the meeting of dead NWO loyalists that sort of wished they hadn’t been so loyal sat quietly rotting and offered very little hope to one another or the future in general. The night janitor said the dessert table was quite excellent however…
Hu’s on first, Berlusconi’s on second and who gives a fuck is serving up justice. Let me get this straight said Lou Costello, “Hu’s on first?”
“That’s right.” Answered Bud Abbott.
“Berlusconi’s on second?”
“That’s right…” Said Bud Abbott.
“And who gives a fuck is on third?”
“No, who gives a fuck is serving up justice on the Supreme Court, Ben Bernanke is on third.”
“Who’s up first…?”
“After Obama fouls out? Unfortunately Hillary…”
“Oh no…who’s on deck?”
“Don’t call me Boner Boehner…”
“Okay let’s start again…Hu’s on first?”
“That’s right…”
“Who’s playing shortstop…”
“Rahm Turkish bath Emmanuel…”
“Whose catching?”
“In the Turkish bath…? Whoever drops the soap.”
“I’m confused.”
“What’s there to be confused about, Who gives a fuck is serving up justice on the Supreme court what else do you need to know?”

***




The dead Russians for their part…
Yuri Andropov who had dropped off the face of the Earth only to return temporarily to borrow a cup of sugar from Alpha Omega who decided that calling off mass extermination would be a waste of 6 centuries of planning and perfectly good party hats– reportedly told the ancient black nobility to BYOB who was outraged to find their kegger fund had been diverted into a bioweapons program used to target offworlders who were planning on becoming onworlders as soon as they could get their mortgage approved to buy a retirement village in Florida built by alligators who went to college to study business to try and pull themselves up and out of the swamp.
These enterprising alligators were said to be related to the offworlder onworlders who have been charged with conflict of interest and filed at the world court in Hague wherever the hell that is. When asked to comment the alligator bit off the reporters head then raped her.
Whitehat report number 12 promises to be more Project Camelot friendly and Kerry Lynn Cassidy has been asked to go interview herself with a radio shack realistic microphone.
This reporter can’t wait to hear the insiders inside. A bit too far…? Ah what the hell…if you can’t sexually harrass women you want to sleep with who can you sexually harrass…?
Maybe Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas can at least clarify this…No…?
***
Kill or be killed clones for their part…
World leader lookalikes are in demand since many have been killed off or cloned by inept cloning facilities that thought they were asked for clowns. Meet the new Bozo same as the old Bozo.


For peanuts a day You can feed a starving elephant and send them to
Circus school where they will be taught to stand on a little stool...  What else can we do with an elephant? Wash cars?


The Queen of England who was seen naked after a vigorous rugby match then seen in the shower afterwards was said to be hung like a Belgian horse… After she knighted Rudy Guiliani she said, “oops I meant to make you my groom of the stool…”
Prince Harry said to be the coming antichrist levitated high enough to pluck a bat out of the air and bite its head off. Asked why he did such a thing he shrugged and said, “All this waiting around waitin’ for Grammumma to die a bloke gets bloody bored.”

NOTE: For the confused this is a highly absurd parody of a Ben Fulford article and like new age, Agenda 21 globalist insanity-- complete with reptilian shapeshifters (???) and satanic pedophiles... not funny? Hey I tried but it is awfully difficult to make such horrors funny wouldn't you agree?  And humor can either out a subject or desensitize a subject. Let me be perfectly clear.... Lock the creepy bastards up forever.








Outside the Inside Job...

Trillions were already missing and it was about to implode so these criminals behind the scene concocted this mortgage scam to get the banking pirates and wallstreet pirates to feed on the poor to take the bullet... the idiots framed themselves for the damage that was already done decades before... so this movie is a further con on top of the con.... sure this is criminal but it's like blaming the worms for the death of the corpse... always amazed at the true perpetrators ability to shift blame with glossy polish...


I told you that lottery ticket purchase would be risking the very foundation of the empire you shrewdly constructed by parlaying the 5 dollars someone gave you in a birthday card...
a rat just crawled into your pocket and the bus is coming... and oh yeah. your agent called the
kid with down syndrome got the part... what's his name...Corky is it?





 
Inside Job, Narrated by Matt Damon (Full Length HD) from jwrock on Vimeo.



Watch this commentary on the movie...




It's not camping when you are homeless...



A year or so ago I posted here about making a deal with Clint Richardson to look at your town or counties CAFR report…

Clint agreed to take 200.00 which for the amount of hours pouring over the info is probably ten bucks an hour… and then issue a report for you to take to your city council and address the discrepancies…

Clint is the best truther in the country in my opinion… his videos and blog are as solid as it gets… He does this all with no pay and even told me he would work for free when I know he is having trouble paying his rent….

So if people want a real plan as I stated over a year ago…. Find 200. dollars and say Clint I would like you to write a report on my town or counties CAFR…. you can go through him or me…

but please don’t let him work for free… 200. is nothing… I recommend you gather a group of 7 people, accountants, math teachers, mothers, homeowners angry about property taxes and canceled school programs and laid off teachers etc. pay 30 dollars each, have Clint prepare a report and then videotape the council meeting where you read the report into official record.

In most cases he will find millions of dollars hidden in plain sight.

Monday, December 5, 2011

A Family Affair....



art by Charlie Baruffi....

If a really smart but ruthless family or group of families who are lacking the empathy thing happen to be in a point of time in history where they can cement a monopoly on power through banking and other administrations of total power…Then they are simply the power structure the rest of us suffer under and in turn call, “evil”.
They’re cold business attitude of killing millions to wrestle land, resources and people under control…that lack of empathy….compassion…it’s just business in their estimation…
And displays a cold indifference to suffering…a psychopathic/sociopathic disregard for anyone else but their own structure…
So while those of us kneeling before our dismembered child are casually dismissed by THEM as “collateral damage”
…. We…with incredulous astonishment at this lack of empathy declare the creators of that horror…”evil.”
We can share links of biblical transcripts and carvings in caves and architecture forever, and this probably is evidence of a species of people whose soul purpose on Earth was to conquer it…and needed to breed with its evolutionary properties to survive and regenerate…
then what they may regard as survival of the fittest…Is just business…we see it as cold and unnecessary…




We see how there truly is enough for everyone to lead wonderful full lives in abundance and give back 2 fold to the Earth what is taken from the Earth…
And personally I think the word “evil”…(the word “LIVE” backwards) is as good a word as any to describe the type of mind that would go to extreme connivance to achieve this power monopoly…
…and that psychologically we know abusers often raise abusers and that would set a trend of family genetics (philosophy) that qualifies, justifies, rationalizes, institutionalizes their entitlement to power…
They want the rest of us to get on our knees and beg some bureaucratic fat ass in the office of anger management to forgive us with a certificate of “I’ve been a bad boy” but no such requirement is made of THEM…
It is all about the psychology of stripping humanity of its sense of self, sense of justice…sense of F this I would rather die than kiss the devils ass…
But the devil…”Lived” backwards…knows that smoke and mirrors…illusion is its best bet…distraction…look over there….keeps it in control…(see protocols of zion)
Psychology…psychopathy as institutionalized control mechanisms that love the perverse as a Praetorian guard surrounding themselves with circles of guards…alphabet agencies…soldiers….secret societies that often have their most intimate perversions satisfied and protected for subservience…
It is really quite simple…A psychotic family got power and holds it at all costs enlisting fellow psychos to that end…
They of course see themselves as cunning survivors…
We see cunning predators…





Sunday, December 4, 2011

Recycling Brain Litter


I once answered an ad in Dramalogue to write for a married couple who wanted to do comedy. This is one of the bits I gave them and he liked it but never paid me. So I am recycling it here because I am the rainman of not wasting a moment of my creativity. By the time I'm done with this blog it will be like a landfill of what once filled my head and boxes and hard drives. Then I shall rest. 

We need to talk... I have been thinking about us and feel we should see other people...well... what I mean by that is you should stay home while I see if there is something out there I am missing out on...OH ALRIGHT...I'll stop for directions...Happy now...? Mini Mart clerk is going to think I'm a big pussy...

Wife: My husband doesn’t make a move without first doing a marketing survey…
Husband: That’s true, I was a marketing major in school, and I always took that little piggy song very seriously as a child.
Wife: He did a marketing survey to pick what market one should shop at…
Husband: And, I found you can’t trust grocery shoppers. Everyone told me a different market than the one they were shopping at… I figure they’re hoping to make the lines shorter…
Wife: Before choosing a disposable diaper or a diaper service, he spent 6 months studying the choices…
Husband: And we’ve made a darn good absorbent choice.
Wife: Yeah, but a week late. We had to have the carpets cleaned…
Husband: I still don’t believe baby’s don’t have more bladder control than that…
Wife: He took a marketing survey to see if we should get married…
Husband: Yes, and I had gotten some misinformation the first time, and when I found out, I doubted the findings of my data – Thus, the divorce. But, when I ran the second survey, I allowed a 3% margin for error and all findings indicated that percentage wise, it was actually a good investment that we re-marry…
Wife: This is true, we’ve been divorced from each other and re-married.
Husband: I was happy the first time, but I made the mistake of believing a survey that reported that marrying a woman who is much smarter, could jeopardize a marriage and then, I came to realize that whenever I had a question, I was always referred to a woman for the answer, concluding that “all” women were smarter, therefore, the survey was rendered flawed by a trick question…
Wife: People always ask me, how could you have married this guy a second time and I answer, “he had some very convincing flow charts.”
Husband: And I did, the second time I proposed, I got an even bigger diamond ring, and got on my knees with an even bigger pointer, with some very sharp looking charts and I gave her my presentation… I mean I proposed.
Wife: It was very touching… And, when he showed me the percentages confirming wedded bliss… I knew it wouldn’t be taking a chance but an invaluable merger.
Husband: I took a marketing survey to see how many people would like to see us together again, and overwhelmingly people said they didn’t give a damn one way or the other…
Wife: That sealed it for us…

The Bear Skin rug is watching....


Husband: My penchant for marketing probably stems from growing up with 13 brothers and sisters…
Wife: Why’s that?
Husband: My dad before he’d go into the bathroom was always very polite, he’d say, “who needs to use the bathroom before I stink it up?” And, usually at least 11 or 12 of us had to go.
Wife: How does that influence you to study marketing in school…
Husband: Questions like that, mom would ask,” who wants hamburger and who wants cheeseburgers?” or “How many eggs can you eat?” They were constantly taking surveys…
Wife: I see… Your entire life has been one big fact finding mission…
Husband: That’s right. When it came time to buy a new family car we became 13 stringers for consumer reports… All bringing clippings, articles, testimonials, all to the table… What did Car and Driver have to say, to Fritz at the VW Fix it Shop…
Wife: So, who’s car won?
Husband: Well, it really all came down to one important factor…
Wife: Which one sat 15…
Husband: Exactly…
Wife: Comfortably?
Husband: Well, without any important limbs hanging out the windows…
Wife: So, you bought a school bus?
Husband: No, two big station wagons and we all agreed that mom should have her tubes tied…
Wife: Dad, should have had his tubes tied…
Husband: My dad was always pretty good untangling knots…
Wife: So, now I understand where it all came from…
Husband: It makes sense now…




Wife: Where do you want to go eat after the show?
Husband: The office is working on that now. They have some figures they said they’d fax, but right now, taking into account your love for fresh vegetables, and my carnivorous nature… It’s looking like we may need to do some traveling… perhaps separately.
Wife: Can we just stop at Mc Donalds?
Husband: My findings suggest that from 9 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Mc Donalds food sits in the warmers longer.
Wife: What are your findings on ordering a pizza?
Husband: I… I don’t have anything in the works. I can have my marketing research firm on that by Monday morning… Why didn’t you bring this up sooner?
Wife: I wanted to be “spontaneous.”
Husband: (Screams and holds his ears) I told you not to use that word!
Wife: My husband hates the word “spontaneous…”
Husband: (Holding ears) No, Stop!
Wife: He says, things explode spontaneously – Things are created with cautious planning…
Husband: Say that again…
Wife: Cautious planning…
Husband: Again…
Wife: Cautious planning…
Husband: I love you honey… You want to… Uh, be cautious tonight?
Wife: I would like very much to proceed with caution… But, after 3 children, I’m wondering if we’re not being cautious enough.
Husband: I love that… Not cautious enough… Oh baby…
Wife: We might have to call the show off a little early… Throw caution to the wind…
Husband: You just broke the mood… How could you say, that…
Wife: Perhaps, you didn’t study the proposal long enough… Form a committee… I mean a committee should really consist of more than just you can your…
Husband: Honey, uh… Let’s change the subject. Some of the children in the audience are beginning to tug on their dads shirt tails, wondering if we’re engaging in double entendre…
Wife: Kids hate that almost as much as spelling stuff behind their backs…
Husband: So, let’s just suffice to say, I believe a solid marketing plan should “always” be in place…
Wife: I think we should sell everything and take the children, one big knife, some loin cloth and run into the wilderness forever…
Husband: Well, all right… but, I’ll need time to find the best loin cloth… Maybe I can put in a few calls to Tarzan, see which wilderness Grizzly Adams likes.
Wife: Did you people ever get back to you on the best way to get off stage?
Husband: Yes, thanks for reminding me – They said, “Thank you, We’re Bryant and Joy, Drive Careful.” And to use the stairs, we’re the best option available…
Wife: That’s not very original…
Husband: We can’t afford to be original Joy, we’re doing comedy now… Take a risk here and you’re out… No, tried and true… It’s best we watch other comics, see what works for them, and do the exact same thing…
Wife: What? Stuff like how men don’t stop for directions and such?
Husband: Exactly… But, it seems our time is up…
Wife: Hi, I’m Joy and …
Husband: I’m Bryant…
Both: Goodnight and Drive careful!